Bill bypasses the choice completely and heads to the sinks; his key goes into the side of a mirror and it swings open. He makes a grand, bowing gesture at the revealed secret passage. Ta daaaaa!
"AT THE MOMENT, THIS THING DOESN'T APPEAR UNLESS YOU'VE GOT THE KEY. WE'RE WORKING ON A FIX FOR THAT!"
The stairs bottom out into a set of doors, a speakeasy with bottles lining the walls, lightbulbs bare, seating wooden and 1940sish.
"TA DAAA. ... WE'RE GONNA REMODEL SOME OF IT, THIS IS HOW IT CAME!"
Bill slides in behind the bar - the space back there is clearly meant to only fit Bill, considering how much of the floor has been appropriated as storage.
"I trust you," says Trouble, who doesn't, but at least believes this kind
of stocking must be a challenge. "Do I have time for a drink, while you're
hosting?"
"SURE, YEAH, THAT'S THE OTHER REASON I'M HERE! I'M THE BARTENDER! WE DON'T KEEP SOMEONE IN HERE ON STAFF ALL THE TIME, SO IF YOU CALL AHEAD WE CAN MAKE SURE SOMEONE'S POURING DRINKS! WHAT'LL IT BE?"
"SURE DO. I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH CORDIALS FROM REDWALL ABBEY! THEY'RE ALL REALLY SWEET, BUT YOU CAN MAKE 'EM BALANCE WITH SOME OTHER INGREDIENTS..."
Bill gets out a shaker, seltzer, a bottle of something bright red, and starts mixing a cocktail.
"I GUESS! I JUST GOT HIRED ON BECAUSE I WAS MAKING ENOUGH OF A FUSS ABOUT HAVING THE TRAINING BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK IN THE LOUNGE. I'M THE ONE THAT NOTICED THERE'S NOWHERE ON THE SHIP TO GET DRUGS, THOUGH. PEOPLE WANT DRUGS!"
"NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE SHIP'S FIRST PASSENGERS! ALTHOUGH YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULD REALLY MAKE A SIGNATURE COCKTAIL. MAYBE WITH BLACK VODKA, THAT'S A THING! JUST HAVE TO GET AHOLD OF IT SOMEHOW..."
Bill sighs.
"WE'RE GETTING SOME SUPPLY LINES IN, WHICH IS NICE AT LEAST! PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN STUFF!"
"I'M GOING TO FIND OUT! ... I'M GONNA MAKE THE HUMANS THAT MADE IT TEST, BECAUSE WHAT'S POISONOUS TO ME IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT'S POISONOUS TO MOST OF OUR CUSTOMERS! ... BUT I'M GONNA FIND OOOUT~ "
He sounds so excited to either poison someone or have a new kind of alcohol to drink, both are equally fun.
"HEY, HOW'S THE CLOTHES ROOM, BY THE WAY? YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE FUN UP THERE."
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Date: 2020-07-27 06:30 pm (UTC)"WELL, HELLO!"
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Date: 2020-07-27 06:36 pm (UTC)Not surprised in the least. They flash their teeth when they smile at him.
"Here as my guide, I trust?"
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Date: 2020-07-27 07:19 pm (UTC)Bill twirls the key, on its ring, around a stubby finger.
"ENTRANCE IS OVER THIS WAY! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHERE THE ADMIRAL PUT ALL OUR STUFF. NOT CLICKBAIT!"
He floats towards the inmate bathrooms.
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Date: 2020-07-27 07:23 pm (UTC)"I don't know what that means," Trouble says blithely, and follows along.
"...Well. Isn't this going to prove controversial."
Trouble picks male versus female showers on a 'where am I closest to when I feel like showering' basis.
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Date: 2020-07-29 05:21 am (UTC)"AT THE MOMENT, THIS THING DOESN'T APPEAR UNLESS YOU'VE GOT THE KEY. WE'RE WORKING ON A FIX FOR THAT!"
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Date: 2020-07-29 03:53 pm (UTC)"....I see. Well, please, lead on."
They're still wondering if this is worth it.
"How will this jaunt look on my warden's item?"
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Date: 2020-07-29 06:30 pm (UTC)Bill floats down the spiral staircase - the door should swing shut behind them both.
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Date: 2020-07-29 06:35 pm (UTC)"Well, if mine asks if I'm having digestive problems, perhaps I'll let you know."
Trouble glances over their shoulder as the door closes, but without...much concern. Time to follow a triangle down a mystery staircase.
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Date: 2020-07-29 06:40 pm (UTC)"TA DAAA. ... WE'RE GONNA REMODEL SOME OF IT, THIS IS HOW IT CAME!"
Bill slides in behind the bar - the space back there is clearly meant to only fit Bill, considering how much of the floor has been appropriated as storage.
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Date: 2020-07-29 07:29 pm (UTC)"Well, this is...quaint," Trouble decides, taking a seat. "Was it stocked when you rediscovered it?"
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Date: 2020-07-31 04:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-07-31 06:57 pm (UTC)"I trust you," says Trouble, who doesn't, but at least believes this kind of stocking must be a challenge. "Do I have time for a drink, while you're hosting?"
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Date: 2020-08-01 12:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-08-01 11:10 am (UTC)"Surprise me," they decide. "Something from outside Earth, if you've got it."
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Date: 2020-08-02 01:34 am (UTC)Bill gets out a shaker, seltzer, a bottle of something bright red, and starts mixing a cocktail.
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Date: 2020-08-02 01:04 pm (UTC)"Thank you."
They fold their hands under their chin and watch.
"So what's the reasoning behind this little speakeasy? Just to have somewhere away from wardens' prying eyes?"
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Date: 2020-08-03 04:38 am (UTC)Ice goes in the cup, mixing mixing.
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Date: 2020-08-03 02:32 pm (UTC)"....Mmhm. And what did you do to the Lounge that you're not allowed to work in there any more?" Trouble wonders.
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Date: 2020-08-03 05:55 pm (UTC)"I TURNED THE SHIP INSIDE OUT! WHICH I DIDN'T DO FROM THE LOUNGE, OR USING THE LOUNGE, BY THE WAY. PUNISHMENT DOESN'T FIT THE CRIME!"
Bill finishes the drink off, puts an inappropriate but mandatory little paper umbrella in it, and teleports over to hand it to DT.
"TA DAAAA."
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Date: 2020-08-03 07:11 pm (UTC)"Thank you, darling. Cheers," Trouble murmurs, and lifts the glass slightly before taking a sip.
Their eyebrows lift marginally.
"...Mm. Does this have a name?"
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Date: 2020-08-03 09:28 pm (UTC)Even if everything else about it is down to how drinks in Redwall work, this drink is not capable of boiling anyone's bones.
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Date: 2020-08-03 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-08-04 01:19 am (UTC)Bill sighs.
"WE'RE GETTING SOME SUPPLY LINES IN, WHICH IS NICE AT LEAST! PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN STUFF!"
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Date: 2020-08-04 10:31 am (UTC)"Huh."
They sip their drink shallowly.
"Is that...safe?"
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Date: 2020-08-04 06:40 pm (UTC)He sounds so excited to either poison someone or have a new kind of alcohol to drink, both are equally fun.
"HEY, HOW'S THE CLOTHES ROOM, BY THE WAY? YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE FUN UP THERE."
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