"Of course you would. I'm sure you would have had plenty to add about
their rousing speeches regarding the power of friendship," Trouble sighs.
"Unfortunately for them, they're now subject to an invasion from an alien
force that will crush their kingdoms like so much floral, glittery
garbage."
"Are you assuming I'm an alien from their perspective? Rude," Trouble
tuts. "Anyway, when I said 'the power of friendship' I meant 'the power of
friendship, and also an ancient superweapon they've found buried in the
heart of the planet'. So as long as they stop squabbling long enough to
actually use it, they'll be fine."
"And I have no investment in this war at all. Who runs the show has made
very little difference in the day-to-day business of my life," Trouble
concludes. "Etheria simply isn't somewhere I'll be getting homesick for."
Shoot- more droids incoming, buying trouble a chance to think. They're close enough to the woods that he throws a line at a tree and leaps into a swing, crashing into one feet first.
Trouble watches this with interest, then takes advantage of the trees in
their own way, lightly slithering up onto a low branch and ascending from
there.
They were, after all, perfectly capable of emulating Catra to the extent
that her former best friend couldn't tell the difference. 'Light on their
feet' is an understatement.
Miles swings back, and stays close in a tight back and forth of webwork, crashing into and downing several of the little things. They spin and skitter into the forest floor, and he lands on a treebrach- scrabbles, and then sticks.
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Trouble just stares at him for several moments.
"Ugh. You're so....earnest. They would have loved you in the Princess Alliance."
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Says Miles, returning this stare, somewhat less dubiously.
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"Of course you would. I'm sure you would have had plenty to add about their rousing speeches regarding the power of friendship," Trouble sighs. "Unfortunately for them, they're now subject to an invasion from an alien force that will crush their kingdoms like so much floral, glittery garbage."
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Says Miles, who can't help but feel;
"You've gotta know that's not a good look."
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"Are you assuming I'm an alien from their perspective? Rude," Trouble tuts. "Anyway, when I said 'the power of friendship' I meant 'the power of friendship, and also an ancient superweapon they've found buried in the heart of the planet'. So as long as they stop squabbling long enough to actually use it, they'll be fine."
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He asks, a tiny bit slyly. Miles is on the princesses' side at this point.
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"Maybe," Trouble says, with a vague hand gesture. "I'm afraid I was dropped from the cast before I could watch the final scene, darling."
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Miles wonders, in that case.
"You must have had something you were going for?"
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"Not particularly," they say lightly. "I was working for the Alliance when it seemed like they had the edge, but it's all a little academic now."
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He points out, looking up at them curiously.
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Trouble sets one hand on their hip.
"Until I graduate and go somewhere. I'm not in love with the idea of going back to a probable war zone. Would you be?"
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Says Miles, thinking it through.
"But if I wasn't fighting it, yeah, I'd probably go somewhere else."
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"And I have no investment in this war at all. Who runs the show has made very little difference in the day-to-day business of my life," Trouble concludes. "Etheria simply isn't somewhere I'll be getting homesick for."
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Shoot- more droids incoming, buying trouble a chance to think. They're close enough to the woods that he throws a line at a tree and leaps into a swing, crashing into one feet first.
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Trouble watches this with interest, then takes advantage of the trees in their own way, lightly slithering up onto a low branch and ascending from there.
They were, after all, perfectly capable of emulating Catra to the extent that her former best friend couldn't tell the difference. 'Light on their feet' is an understatement.
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"Okay!"
They're getting there.
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"Does okay mean we can stop?" Trouble wonders, sounding infinitely more tired by all this than they actually are.
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Says Miles, brightly, landing deftly on the moss next to them and striding onwards.
"There's a thing at the end- probably in the heart of the woods, if this place makes any sense."
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"A thing. That's exactly what was missing from my week, new warden. A thing."
They're tagging along regardless.
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Says Miles, tartly. Thanks DT.
"Is there stuff from home you miss?"
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"...No," they say, after too long a pause. "No, I've learned better than to get attached."
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Points out Miles, and offers;
"If there's anything that you want I'm happy to ask for it."
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"Maybe a cabin upgrade, if you're feeling generous," they concede. "The current decor isn't really to my tastes."
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He's happy to ask for whatever.
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"Hm. Let me get back to you on that. What will I owe you?"
They can live with the pastels and the oversize cuddly toys, if this comes with a price tag.
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