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[oohforeshadowing]

Let me get back to you, darling.

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[hauntedcalamari]

You can make it enjoyable to do with either chemical alteration or having no shame, but it's generally best for your audience, yes.

[oohforeshadowing]

So why haven't you been hosting?

[hauntedcalamari]

I guess I haven't made a network post in a while. It's usually just me and Misty that actually show up.

[oohforeshadowing]

That sounds...

Depressing.

[hauntedcalamari]

No, it works out well. We're about the same age so we have the same terrible songs from our childhood to massacre. But an open call wouldn't hurt. There's been some turnover.

[oohforeshadowing]

Mm.

Maybe I'll revive the cabaret. It was well attended last time.

[hauntedcalamari]

Same energy, just fancier.

[oohforeshadowing]

Another warden who doesn't care to understand the performing arts. I am not talking about 'energy' relating to public humiliation and drunkenness. But never mind.

[hauntedcalamari]

No, I just appreciate both.

[oohforeshadowing]

Not enough, clearly. But let's move on.

How did you acquire the tentacles?

[hauntedcalamari]

[He's inclined to defend himself, a big believer in appreciating both high and low culture.]

Born with them, as far as I know. Which was probably pretty wild if you think about it. We all have powers. Mine are just weird.

[oohforeshadowing]

How is that 'wild'? Almost everyone with powers in Etheria was born with them.

[hauntedcalamari]

Tentacle baby where you expect the regular kind was probably at least a little bit weird. And as far as I know, nobody has powers where I'm from except us.

[oohforeshadowing]

'Us' being numbers one through five-plus?

[hauntedcalamari]

Seven in total.

[He weighs the next comment, because privacy matters, but also not much about him makes sense without his closest, worst, dearest brother.]

Klaus was Four.

[oohforeshadowing]

Just seven, out of the billions of people on your awful-sounding planet?

Huh. Being here must be quite the breath of fresh air.

[hauntedcalamari]

And I'm usually a ghost, so...

[oohforeshadowing]

Hm.

Do the tentacles still work?

[hauntedcalamari]

Yeah, but they're as insubstantial as I am at any given moment. Which is... dependent... on... Klaus.

[oohforeshadowing]

So there's not much guessing what your deal is for, I suppose.

[hauntedcalamari]

Imagine how much trouble seven of us would be! Rewriting the whole timeline seems like the best bet.

[oohforeshadowing]

...Now I'm not following.

What is your deal?

[hauntedcalamari]

Being alive seems like it's a bonus for being here, as long as I am here. But brother number five time travels. Sister seven can blow up the moon in a bad mood. It's a long list. We've re-done our timeline at least twice--actually, no, more than that. I'm looking for one that doesn't suck. For us or the... planet.

[oohforeshadowing]

Uggghhh.

You're saving the world.

[hauntedcalamari]

I used to live on the world and it's the only place with doughnuts. But if I'm honest, I'm more about saving my terrible idiot family. The world's a nice side effect.