Okay, well, my name is Miles Morales, I can turn invisible, throw spiderwebs, I'm stronger and faster than average humans, my hands adhere to surfaces and I can deliver a small electrical shock through the palm of my hand. I have slight precognition and ultrafast reflexes.
[And since he knows DT is a shapeshifter now this only seems fair.]
I'm not going to get a sensible answer out of the
individual who shot me, so let's try this on you instead.
Unless I experienced these last two weeks very
differently to everyone else, we didn't have any hand in anything we said
or did. So why the vogue for apologizing on behalf of a character you had
no choice but to play?
It's like if you trip and fall and smack into someone. It wasn't your fault, you didn't mean to, but you feel better saying you're sorry for knocking them flying.
Since it's all on the table, Normal Human, this is more like if I'd shifted into you, tripped Entrapta down a staircase, and then ceased to exist. On the most superficial level, you're the one who owes her the apology, but in reality? Of course you don't owe anybody anything.
I can't believe I'm having to explain this to people like it's difficult.
Hm. I think I would feel like I had to do that if you were being cruel with it- but I'd give you the option first of giving up the power and keeping the secret. Is that a fair compromise?
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Soup is just food but worse. No, thank you.
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[And since he knows DT is a shapeshifter now this only seems fair.]
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[Long radio silence.]
Actual spiders in your world must be positively terrifying.
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So this is a case of 'I was forced to show you mine, so now I'm being exposed to yours', in the interests of fairness?
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I'm sorry about- the other me.
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I'm not going to get a sensible answer out of the individual who shot me, so let's try this on you instead.
Unless I experienced these last two weeks very differently to everyone else, we didn't have any hand in anything we said or did. So why the vogue for apologizing on behalf of a character you had no choice but to play?
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Ah. So this is for your benefit, not mine. I understand now.
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Since it's all on the table, Normal Human, this is more like if I'd shifted into you, tripped Entrapta down a staircase, and then ceased to exist. On the most superficial level, you're the one who owes her the apology, but in reality? Of course you don't owe anybody anything.
I can't believe I'm having to explain this to people like it's difficult.
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Now you're just being obtuse. Both you and my murderer are just so determined to apologize for things you didn't even accidentally do.
It's annoying.
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So can you shift into other people right now?
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[partial truths are the best kind???]
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None of the mirror strings attached- just don't use them to hurt people?
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[.........is it hurting someone if they fall down a bunch of stairs, like, technically the stairs hurt them]
And you're expecting what in return for this?
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I do have to ask, will this mean you letting the ship know what I'm capable of?
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Extremely. Thank you.
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Want to have lunch next time wearing a stranger's face? We can pretend you're Bob from my world.
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